So, my role in this world is to help lawyers use technology better. That's what I do and that's what I like to do. And I like it so much that I am often told by my peers that I'm not charging enough because I'm (supposedly) too good, I have too much experience and I might even be mucking up competitive rates (I dont think that's really true, but that's another conversation). Long of it is, I LOVE what I do and I think my rates are always very FAIR. And while I do occasionally poke fun at my brilliant clients and legal friends ...I am NOT mean, I'm just not a mean person. Except for right now as I'm writing this post. This is a mean post. And please don't hold it against me, I am human and I just cannot contain myself. I'm writing this post because I can't morally call up the attorney that sent me the note I will paste below.
Background:::She had emailed me some time ago, looking for some help so we went back and forth a few times until finally I said that it didn't sound like we would be able to work together because I simply couldn't lower my piddly rate below $100/hr (for remote /phone consulting). But I also said that didnt want to leave her in a lurch so I even included a list of OTHER legal technologists who I love and respect that she should certainly contact and hopefully get some help. So in response to that last email from me she sent me this...this is EXACTLY what she wrote...
At $100 an hour, you make FIVE TIMES AS MUCH as my associate. It is so costly that I wouldn't be able to afford to make the recommended changes in technology after paying to find out what they are. I'm happy for you that you can earn that much, but unfortunately, you are out of my price range. I'll have to make due with the handouts, my own research on line. I'm reading a college textbook on networking. Perhaps between all of it I can figure out a few things. If those you recommend are as knowledgeable as you and cost a lot less, I'd like to contact them (at least until I start making the kind of income you do). Thank you for the offer.
I read that email and these were my thoughts:
- "Is your associate a cat?"
- "I"m not sure what YOU earn but maybe you should quit your day job."
- "Hope that college text book is online, because if it's not, it's already outdated."
- "Please, PLEASE call my BF, Debbie Foster, at Affinity Consulting"
- "You are very welcome and I hope I never hear from you again"
Well. Today, I heard from her again. She sent me another email and this is EXACTLY what she wrote:
Subject: Awful Trip..........[Her full name redacted from here]
I am sorry for reaching you rather too late due to the situation of things right now.My family and I had a trip visiting Manila Philippines,everything was going on fine until last night when we got attacked by some unknown gunmen. All our money,phones and credit cards was stolen away including some valuable items, It was a terrible experience but the good thing is they didn't hurt anyone or made away with our passports.
We have reported the incident to the local authorities and the consulate but their response was too casual, we were ask to come back in 2weeks time for investigations to be made proper,But the truth is we can't wait till then as we have just got our return flight booked and is leaving in few hours from now but presently having problems sorting out our bills here and also getting a cab down to the airport, Right now we're financially strapped due to the unexpected robbery attack, Wondering if you can helP us with a quick loan to sort our bills and get back home. All we need is ($1,650 USD), I promise to refund you in full as soon as I return hopefully tomorrow or next. write back now to let me know what you can do.
Thank You.
Seriously injured in an Accident? Devastating medical malpractice injury? Permanently disabling injury while at work? Family issues (divorce, paternity, custody, child support, etc.), Need to eliminate debt?
[Her full name and contact info (including her @yahoo email address redacted from here]
Needless to say, I am not sending her a PENNY [to help pay for the I.T. support she will need to unhack her email].
